• Suho:

    So for this Ice Bucket Challenge... I'm simply supposed to get water dumped on me and donate a mere 100,000 dollars?

  • Kai:

    10 dollars, hyung.

  • Suho:

    Only 100 dollars, you say? That's so little... what's even the point?

  • Kai:

    -facepalm-

  • Anonymous

    what cameras do the admins use when they're at concerts???

    Samsung Galaxy S3 phone cameras!!! lol
    Admin M will use a Canon EOS Rebel T3 when she can get past security with it…<_< >_>

    I love pretty much every single one of your posts (even if I'm not an exo stan) because you guys are so funny and I always take screenshots of your posts to show my friends who aren't following you but I don't know if this was a intentional mistake but about the-artist-formerly-known-as-kris, ♐️(le arrow) is the Sagittarius symbol, and ♏️(the m with a pointy end) is the Scorpio sign! Also, I'm really happy that you guys aren't slandering him or anything, not that I thought you guys would...

    Well, we are kind of slandering him. But we slander everyone.

    And ahh.. thank you for the kind words… sorry we’ve been mega lame about updating lately. After Kris and Baekhyun scandals, we stopped updating to wait until things calmed down… but now a lot of this blog’s canon is kind of in a mess so it’s hard to know where to go from here haha. We’ll figure something out eventually!

    And thanks for the heads up. I know jack about astrology tbh… so I was kind of bsing… how embarrassing.

    We tried not to take a position on the Kris thing on this blog, but if you read our personal blogs you’ll know we both have pretty strong opinions about it, like most EXO fans haha

  • Siwon:

    Being gay is wrong.

  • Siwon:

    Homosexuals will go to Hell.

  • Sehun:

    If you think that, then why do you always make out with dudes?

  • Siwon:

    What does that have to do with anything

  • Baekhyun:

    Kissing dudes is a little gay. That's why I just smack their asses instead.

  • Lay:

    Kissing their lips is gay. That's why I just kiss other parts of their body. Most of the time.

  • Siwon:

    Wait... kissing guys on the lips is gay?

  • Suho:

    Yeah it's pretty gay. What did you think being gay meant?

  • Siwon:

    I... didn't know. I never asked. I just thought it was some ambiguous bad thing I'd never personally have to think about.

  • Xiumin:

    You're against homosexuality and you don't even know what it means?

  • Luhan:

    How can you be against homosexuality? People should be able to love whatever baozis they choose. People they choose. I meant to say people.

  • Siwon:

    My whole life is a lie.

  • Lay:

    Can I kiss it better?

  • Siwon:

    Yes, please.... I MEAN NO! AH! I need to go pray.

  • Sehun:

    I should join you. I spent all afternoon making out with Tao.

  • Siwon:

  • Sehun:

  • Siwon:

  • Sehun:

    YOLO

  • We had to divvy up the EXO standee set we went splitsies on so we ended up with an all new EXO-M and EXO-K.

    EXO-(Admin)M: Baekhyun, Lay, Suho, Chanyeol, Tao

    EXO-(Admin)K: Sehun, Xiumin, D.O, Luhan, Kai

    Chen is solo/EXO-N because we’re giving him to our friend Nick.

  • Sehun:

    Hey Luhan you should crossdress

  • Luhan:

    Ew, no. I'm a man.

  • Suho:

    Come on, just once. It'll be hilarious.

  • Luhan:

    Never.

  • SM:

    Luhan, you have to dress like a woman for the next concert.

  • Luhan:

    You think this is a game? I'll pull a Kris. Don't test me.

  • Xiumin:

    I bet you'd look really cute in drag, you sh-

  • Luhan:

    How do I look? Does this dress look nice on me?

  • Xiumin:

    How did you change so quickly

  • Suho:

    Kris, WHY are your dishes still in the sink? I told you to do those a week ago! They're attracting flies.

  • Kris:

    Oh darn I just realized I have a heart thing and I gotta go to a different country and do the same thing I'm doing now but not here

  • Suho:

  • Suho:

    Sehun do Kris' dishes.

  • Sehun:

    I'm going to make an ig post about this travesty.