Omg..This is history, guys. 

This was the beginning. The facebook status and thread that started it all….
Go back in time with us, to January of 2012, and relive the Admins discovering the world of Kpop (more Admin M, as K had been familiar with SNSD a few months prior to this..)

Fun fact: We got on the plane to Korea exactly one year after this conversation took place. ^^ 

We are laughing so hard!!

[Totally Confirmed] While Suho, Sehun and Tao were in China over their vacation, they were followed by yet another tabloid, based out of Madagascar, who reported some shocking information. At one point, they apparently drank some orange juice from a restaurant that also serves beer, so they obviously are all alcoholics. They went on to report that Suho asked the waiter for a refill, which was brought to him by a female waitress, who is now questioned to be Suho’s lover, due to their 3-second interaction, when he said “Thank you.” Furthermore, the boys’ promiscuous vacation was caught on camera yet again, when Tao sat on the edge of the dock, with his feet in the water, watching Sehun jet-ski. Tao obviously didn’t realize he was being so obvious. This very reliable tabloid is stating that Tao obviously has a deep love for the water and is aspiring to be a merman, as it were. This scandalous tabloid report could be detrimental to EXO’s careers. But on the bright side, at least we all know the truth.

Source: 인어 주간 잡지

TCEF would like to remind everyone that even if something is printed in a magazine, it doesn’t mean it’s true. Especially if that magazine is a trashy tabloid.

Anonymous

Exo's Lay

is 
A. Adorable
B. A good cook
C. Wondering what ever happened to his son Ace and grandson Luc
D. All of the above

Lay’s notes definitely say things like “I’m the writer who lives next door”,  “something about sunflowers an spaghetti” and “TCEF is trying to reference a fanfic they’re never actually read”

  • Xiumin:

    He has a blog set up, but hasn't updated it once.

  • Luhan:

    Fandom blogger who pretends to be cool and like he isn't in as deep as he really is. All of the things he says that are intended to sound ironic and/or sarcastic are secretly entirely genuine. He also pretends not to ship seriously but he ships The Thing so hard. He 'likes' your fanfics at 2am and you suspect him to be the one sending all those asks about how to tell your best friend you're gay for them.

  • Kris:

    Hipster blogger who posts selfies, text posts intended to make him sound cool and profound but laden with hilarious typos, and uncomfortable anecdotes about his penis (named Mr. Galaxy).

  • Suho:

    An allegedly straight blogger who posts more gay stuff than the gay blogs you follow. He captions his posts with comments like "Gay sex is HOT haha jk I like girls... but seriously though."

  • Lay:

    Reblogs recipes, drawing tips, and tutorials. He doesn't understand what everyone on this site is so angry about. He hopes everyone on here is getting plenty of rest. He laments about his worries for followers in conversations with his grandmother over tea.

  • Baekhyun:

    Fandom blogger who runs a respectable blog dedicated to his favorite celebrity. He knows everything about his bias, and can give his followers answers to any question about the person in question. From time to time he gets himself into trouble by making an offensive comment offhandedly and spends the next three days flooding your dash with his arguments with anons (and Chen. See below).

  • Chanyeol:

    HOT GIRLS and that one male celebrity he's randomly super obsessed with. Made one or two ignorant comments when he first joined that still haunt him to this day.

  • Chen:

    He would never let his friends know, but online he's not the jokester he is in real life. He's a social justice blogger who, if you step out of line, can always find a way to tell you (in no less than 3 paragraphs) that you need to check your privilege. He has a lot of opinions about things, and he's done his research. Occasionally reminds Chanyeol about that One Thing he posted when he first joined tumblr and why it was problematic.

  • Kyungsoo:

    An antifan, dedicated to spreading his hatred of That Guy across all related tumblr tags. (coughantibaekhyunblogcough)

  • Kai:

    Posts adorable puppies and other cute, fluffy things. Always does his best to be uplifting to his followers, and posts gratuitously cutesy messages with lots of elaborate text faces. Everyone thought he was a bubbly teenage girl until he was pushed into posting a picture of himself which resulted in widespread follower nosebleeds.

  • Tao:

    Fanfic writer who makes up for what he lacks in writing ability with enthusiasm and confidence.

  • Sehun:

    Runs the gayest blog you've ever seen. Other than Suho's.

  • [Totally Confirmed] Xiumin’s popularity has been constantly rising in the past months, not only amongst females, but many males have also shown an increase in interest in EXO’s eldest member. Block B’s Kyung even, ‘liked’ a video of Xiumin on Twitter recently, which is reportedly the first time he has ‘liked’ anything on Twitter. Luhan also has been on a ‘liking’ spree, but his ‘likes’ have been anti-Kyung posts on Weibo, Twitter and Instagram, all made by mysterious users with names like “ImUrDeer11”, “NotCutebutM@nly”, and “Baozis_R_mine”.

    Source: 질투 사슴

  • Luhan:

    Oooohh I like this one!!

  • Xiumin:

    ...really?

  • Luhan:

    OMG Look there's a matching backpack! Xiumin you HAVE pick this! So we can match!!

  • Xiumin:

    ...I....well...

  • Luhan:

    PLEEAAASE PLEASE PLEASESSSE I WANNA MATCH!!!!! XIUMIN CAN WE MATCH PLZ I WANNA MATCH!!

  • Chen:

    Xiumin he wants to match.

  • Xiumin:

    Fine... I guess I'll take that one.

  • Luhan:

    OMG OMG YOU GUYS LOOK WE'RE MATCHING!!!

  • Xiumin:

    ......

  • Anonymous

    hi I follow your blog 24/7 and I just want to request on the fact that maybe you can update more often?? also it would be nice to link your followers when new shows with EXO come out ( engsub would be nice) thank you and fighting!~ x

    We are a little stuck on what to post these days, since our TCEF canon has been thrown off (geez kris, way to leave Ace and Luc hanging)/we don’t want to offend people more than we usually do (lots of touchy subjects as of late)/we were on vacation and Admin K is dealing with school changes and stuff…admin M has just been a bit lazy… SORRY GUISE!!! T^T

    ha, idk how helpful we would be in giving links to subbed things…we’re usually floundering around for them too, same as you guys haha